when i sing, somewhere a server crashes.

tiny computer speakers are reduced to ashes.
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nickdouglas: stryker: 4chan continues to simultaneously condemn and redeem itself… Shit like this makes me wanna teach a college course about 4chan discourse. Sailing Qualege!

nickdouglas:

stryker:

4chan continues to simultaneously condemn and redeem itself…

Shit like this makes me wanna teach a college course about 4chan discourse.

Sailing Qualege!

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missworld: hortenseg: The world in two bullet points.

missworld:

hortenseg:

The world in two bullet points.

Nov 20
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gamefreaksnz: Misswit.net The Beach Boys / Black Flag Mash Up Tee

gamefreaksnz:

Misswit.net

The Beach Boys / Black Flag Mash Up Tee

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palahniukandchocolate: squirrels-are-friends:saotrin29:(via tumblrisforfaggots)

palahniukandchocolate:

squirrels-are-friends:saotrin29:(via tumblrisforfaggots)

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willzone: shorterexcerpts: baxterp2: marklisanti: Unpossible. The Room Stuff [via lindsayrobertson:michaelpop:vanmega] !!! i can’t wait for this.  i will def get this, internets. Hey there early X-Mas present for myself. :)

willzone:

shorterexcerpts:

baxterp2:

marklisanti:

Unpossible.

The Room Stuff

[via lindsayrobertson:michaelpop:vanmega]

!!!

i can’t wait for this.  i will def get this, internets.

Hey there early X-Mas present for myself. :)

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thedailywhat: Doghouse.

thedailywhat:

Doghouse.

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hellopatrice: patrickmoberg: Internet Vices

hellopatrice:

patrickmoberg:

Internet Vices

Nov 19
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(514): Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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bearjewfacts: He did.

bearjewfacts:

He did.

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“ I love what the first three pages of The Graveyard Book do to people’s heads,” said Gaiman. “I love reading the upset reviews from people who read those first few pages and say, ‘Oh my God, it’s like a slasher movie with all the murders and blood’ and I think, ‘No, you did that. I just had a man walking round with a knife and you killed all those people in your head. It says more about you than anything I wrote on the page.’
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Neil Gaiman (via) (via aleatoire) (via missworld)

I’m currently reading that book for my Children’s Lit class. It’s awesome to think of how the beginning photos manipulate the reader. Also, love the line “Death is the greatest democracy.”

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ronworkman: siddman:via killthekids:

ronworkman:

siddman:via killthekids:

Nov 18
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jertronic: highanddriving: titanics:ch0xi:(via saraallison) truth

jertronic:

highanddriving:

titanics:ch0xi:(via saraallison)

truth
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FYI: My girlfriend doesn't like the Twilight books

obtusepixel:

nickdouglas:

As she yelled when she saw I accidentally implied that she thinks people should read “Twilight” if they want, “They’re abstinence-only allegories that advocate subjugating yourself to a man who, if he really loves you, will not touch you at all. They’re damaging to young women’s understanding of sexuality, relationships, and sense of self.”

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl…all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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dealbreaker: hollerlujah: Your Wallet Chain you are a grown-ass man and you’re afraid you’re going to lose your wallet? if you’re afraid of losing your wallet, how did you ever lose your virginity? if you have to keep your money on a chain, how am i ever going to spend it? what? it’s a relic from when you “used to go to hardcore shows”? you must be kidding. have fun with your xedgex friends. i’ll be over here with this other guy who can sit down without first removing the chain mail protruding from his ass. omg this.

dealbreaker:

hollerlujah:

Your Wallet Chain

you are a grown-ass man and you’re afraid you’re going to lose your wallet? if you’re afraid of losing your wallet, how did you ever lose your virginity? if you have to keep your money on a chain, how am i ever going to spend it?

what? it’s a relic from when you “used to go to hardcore shows”? you must be kidding. have fun with your xedgex friends. i’ll be over here with this other guy who can sit down without first removing the chain mail protruding from his ass.

omg this.